A 1-In-100 Blogger: TSA: Wanna Fly? Drop Your Fly.

Monday, November 22, 2010

TSA: Wanna Fly? Drop Your Fly.

Considering the recent TSA screening controversy, holiday travelers are well aware that flying somewhere for Thanksgiving will bring forth new pre-flight experiences. Or else. Travelers at the airport will experience aggressive and demanding contact in certain special places, and other uncomfortable human interactions. These interactions will redefine how we perceive baggage handlers -err, TSA security officers and other creepy but discreet strangers.




The most intriguing prediction as to why TSA is intrusively groping travelers was brought to my attention by Rush Limbaugh. To him it looks like a good cop/bad cop tactic being played here. Rush Limbaugh says the pat-downs are to force us into the scanners.
"We're being good cop/bad copped here. The bad cops are the pat-downs. The good cop is gonna be the scanning. You wait and see. I got this nailed."
Limbaugh thinks he nailed it. I think so, too.

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